HATch an egg while you're at it

     I guess everyone who blogs has to make some comment on the Royal Wedding. Well, at least everyone who is gay and knows when a hat is not a hat anymore and has become a habitat. There were more bird nests in Westminster Abbey than at the British Bird Sanctuary. Is there a rule in the etiquette regarding hats that says the wealthier you are, the uglier your hat must be? It looked like half the women there got hit in the head with various flying objects on the way to the wedding and didn't bother brushing them off before arriving. There must be a toxic glue being used by all the milliners in England that is making them insane. Most of the hats could have come from the same annual art show I go to showcasing the very special talents of  children with Down Syndrome.
    Nothing, not even the gorgeous bride herself, was more mesmerizing than the hideousness of the hats. They truly made The Royal Wedding something to behold, and to be bewildered by. Special thanks go out to Prince Andrew for marrying Sarah Ferguson which enabled  her to give birth to their two daughters, Beatrice and Eugenia of York, who each gave birth to one of the two ugliest hats ever to be worn by royalty or anyone else human.