HIT ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

    My pageview total  was 9,992  when I left my apartment for two hours, but I thought there would still be time for me to be the ten thousandth hit. The plan was I would switch my tracking program to include my computer for that one time so my hit would be counted too. I wanted to make it special because I wouldn't be experiencing that many zeros again until 20, 000, which is going to take alot more stutterpussing.
   When I got back home and sat down to write, I discovered that 13 awful, horrible, cruel people  had viewed Stutterpuss while I was out,  and my number of hits was at 10,005.  My moment of triumph was gone and I missed it!
   Whoever you are, number 10,000, I trust you realized the significance of such a number and  enjoyed the moment at least a little bit for me.  I want to express my thanks to you and to everyone else who keeps viewing my blog. I'll never know who a lot of you readers are, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't hit me whenever you want. The more hits I get, the happier I am. I never thought being hit would feel SO good.   Gary