AFTER REASSURING EVERYONE THREE MONTHS AGO THAT SHIRLEY TEMPLE WAS STILL ALIVE AND ALL THE RUMORS ABOUT HER DEATH WERE FALSE, IT IS MY SAD DUTY TO REPORT THAT ON MONDAY FEBRUARY 10TH, SHIRLEY SURELY AND TRULY DIED AT 85.
DRUNKEN AND DISTRAUGHT AND FEELING STRANGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER OLDER SISTER'S DEATH, BURLEY TEMPLE 'BUYS A ONE-WAY TICKET' NEXT TO SHIRLEY ON THAT GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP IN THE SKY...
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GOOD BYE, SHIRLEY AND BURLEY!
