AFTER REASSURING EVERYONE THREE MONTHS AGO THAT SHIRLEY TEMPLE WAS STILL ALIVE AND ALL THE RUMORS ABOUT HER DEATH WERE FALSE, IT IS MY SAD DUTY TO REPORT THAT ON MONDAY FEBRUARY 10TH, SHIRLEY SURELY AND TRULY DIED AT 85.
DRUNKEN AND DISTRAUGHT AND FEELING STRANGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR HER OLDER SISTER'S DEATH, BURLEY TEMPLE 'BUYS A ONE-WAY TICKET' NEXT TO SHIRLEY ON THAT GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP IN THE SKY...
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GOOD BYE, SHIRLEY AND BURLEY!
Move over Rodgers and Hammerstein! Forget Sondheim! Watch out for the new Glassman trusical: "Bye Bye Burley" … coming soon!
ReplyDeleteWait til they see the tap dancing ovens in the finale!
ReplyDeleteThose are some very very frightening photos, my friend...Why is it I can't stop looking at them?
ReplyDeleteProbably because you're trying to figure out if I stole those red panties from you.
DeleteAlright Burley Poo you just killed me with these photos…even is I saw these images somewhere in Timbuktu I will totally know is your behind! Thank Goodness your Halloween days are a blast from the past…I can picture you in some weird ass spot in the Castro placing that freaking range and torturing yourself all night long inside it just to honor your insane creative installation. Brilliant!
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